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We got a couple when the scene prolly looks like some monkeys trying to screw a football but,,, new one is,,,, whatya,, new here?  And the newest,,, Oh crap, good thing no one is watching.   The variation of it is,,, good thing we didnt make a utube of that.www.urkafarms.com
Reply:I will learn do it right the second time.www.urkafarms.com
Reply:Save it for the night shiftDave
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Originally Posted by smithdoor

Save it for the night shiftDave
Reply:That good one too.We have blame a employee that been gone for years (George did it)Dave

Originally Posted by Roert42

I don't it was just like that when we got here.Must have happened on nightshift.
Reply:Looks good from my houseLooks good from an airplaneIt ain't a churchNAIL IT!
Reply:"We ain't building a piano here"
Reply:"Don't gripe to me about your financial, fuel or health problems; I didn't vote for him, but you did..."
Reply:scurvy pig fuuckerLincoln 330MPXLincoln Power Mig 256Lincoln LN-25X Wire FeederMagnum PRO 250LX GT Spool GunModified Lincoln 225¼ Ton of Torches OFC-A OFG-AAir Carbon Arc GougingEverlast 62i Plasma CutterIngersoll Rand Type 30 14hpInstagram: #Freebird Welds
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Originally Posted by Freebirdwelds

scurvy pig fuucker
Reply:Pull hard and it'll come easy.Ol' Stonebreaker  "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes"Hobart G-213 portableMiller 175 migMiller thunderbolt ac/dc stick Victor O/A setupMakita chop saw
Reply:Who did it..............? NOT ME! From every child in the room. Shake it more than twice & you're playing with it!NRA LIFE MEMBERUNITWELD 175 AMP 3 IN1 DCMIDSTATES 300 AMP AC MACHINELET'S GO BRANDON!"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.” BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Reply:C'est la vie.    It's the only French I know...The harder you fall, the higher you bounce...250 amp Miller DialArc AC/DC StickF-225 amp Forney AC Stick230 amp Sears AC StickLincoln 180C MIGVictor Medalist 350 O/ACut 50 PlasmaLes
Reply:You can cut more OFF, but you can't cut MORON!My brother likes to say, "I'm glad I didn't have any kids!" I always reply, "So are THEY!"Last edited by Kelvin; 4 Weeks Ago at 08:32 PM.
Reply:Good enough for the girls I go out with.   My wife dislikes that one...The harder you fall, the higher you bounce...250 amp Miller DialArc AC/DC StickF-225 amp Forney AC Stick230 amp Sears AC StickLincoln 180C MIGVictor Medalist 350 O/ACut 50 PlasmaLes
Reply:There's no excuse for making an ugly part.Same for a repair.Dave J.Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance. ~George Bernard Shaw~ Syncro 350Invertec v250-sThermal Arc 161 and 300MM210DialarcTried being normal once, didn't take....I think it was a Tuesday.
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Originally Posted by MinnesotaDave

There's no excuse for making an ugly part.Same for a repair.
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Originally Posted by whtbaron

So you're saying it isn't good enough for the girls I go out with??
Reply:It’s not rocket science.you say tomato I say toe ma toe.way out in bum Fk’d EgyptWhat The Fk?measure once cut it twice

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Originally Posted by N2 Welding

It’s not rocket science.you say tomato I say toe ma toe.way out in bum Fk’d EgyptWhat The Fk?
Reply:Hold my beerwatch thisyou like whatcha seehow the hell did you do thatkick rocksit’ll be a cold day n hellwhen hell freezes overnot until pigs flythere’s more than one way to skin a catLast edited by N2 Welding; 4 Weeks Ago at 09:40 PM.Lincoln, ESAB, Thermal Dynamics, Victor, Miller, Dewalt, Makita, Kalamzoo.  Hand tools, power tools, welding and cutting tools.
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Originally Posted by MinnesotaDave

I prefer "it's not rocket surgery"


Reply:Try working on a airport it has to like as good there airplane. With crew that say  "can not see from my house. " Dave

Originally Posted by N2 Welding

reverts back to “ you say tomato I say toe ma toe “
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Originally Posted by smithdoor

Try working on a airport it has to like as good there airplane. With crew that say  "can not see from my house. " Dave
Reply:Sounds good to me.Dave

Originally Posted by N2 Welding

Sounds like the crews paycheck would be in the mail type of scenario followed by don’t call me, I’ll call you."More is better, and too much is just enough ! " is what my friend always says.Airco 250 ac/dc Heliwelder Square waveMiller Synchrowave 180 sdMiller Econo Twin HFLincoln 210 MPDayton 225 ac/dcVictor torchesSnap-On YA-212Lotos Cut60DPrimeweld 225 ac/dcPrimeweld mig180Miller AEAD-200
Reply:Well, now you know what doesn't work.
Reply:I blind man on a galloping horse would be pleased to see that.
Reply:I dont have the tools or know how but,,,, I would do it myself you understand.www.urkafarms.com
Reply:About someone in a hurry: Steppin' higher than a blind rooster.Ol' Stonebreaker  "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes"Hobart G-213 portableMiller 175 migMiller thunderbolt ac/dc stick Victor O/A setupMakita chop saw
Reply:Ain't nothin that can't be fixed with a big enough hammer.Why put off 'til tomorrow what you can avoid altogether?Do unto others...then split.A push in the bush is worth two in the hand.

When I was a kid, my parents had a whole book of sayings that were made into jokes...
Reply:If it won't move just get a bigger hammer. For  poor fit up. You could throw a cat thew that.Oh and, I've been fxxking with a limp dick for so long I could paddle a canoe  with a rope.
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Originally Posted by whtbaron

Good enough for the girls I go out with.   My wife dislikes that one...
Reply:A woman asked me about a memorable experience with welding and I said,,,, I cant tell those stories cause they are so,,, dirty.www.urkafarms.com
Reply:If you ain't gonna use your head, you about as well have two a$$holes.NRA LIFE MEMBERUNITWELD 175 AMP 3 IN1 DCMIDSTATES 300 AMP AC MACHINELET'S GO BRANDON!"Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.” BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
Reply:They call him blister, only shows up after the works done.RichardWest coast of Florida
Reply:Can't help you, that's above my pay scaleCall the hallIt's all kitty wampusMove it just a scocheThat hooha is all wrongYou need to put a little tough in your gloves"Where's Stick man????????" - 7A749"SHHHHHH!! I sent him over to snag that MIC-4 while tbone wasn't looking!

" - duaneb55"I have bought a few of Tbone's things unlike Stick-Man who helps himself" - TozziWelding"Stick-man"
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"I got this… ".     when you had to back up the driveway after the owner say there is plenty of space to turn around.  Your clear it backing in, then hook the gate with the liftgate driving forward/exiting.Not me…
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Originally Posted by 12V71

"We ain't building a piano here"
Reply:Like trying to catch a fart in a mitt.
Reply:Fool me once, shame you on you.  Fool me twice shame on me.Lincoln, ESAB, Thermal Dynamics, Victor, Miller, Dewalt, Makita, Kalamzoo.  Hand tools, power tools, welding and cutting tools.
Reply:Well,,, thats the stems and seeds.www.urkafarms.com
Reply:Weed seems to be the theme lately so why not.” Puff Puff Pass “Lincoln, ESAB, Thermal Dynamics, Victor, Miller, Dewalt, Makita, Kalamzoo.  Hand tools, power tools, welding and cutting tools.
Reply:I am out of gas,,,, need a push.www.urkafarms.com
Reply:Puff Puff Pass, I’m out of gas, need a push, pass the Bush. Nice little tree, pass it to me, this could go on for an eternity.

Originally Posted by Sberry

I am out of gas,,,, need a push.
Reply:A few years ago a police officer friend told me there where a few folk who routinely and purposely ran outOf gas on the interstate.  Free gas from TDOT.
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Originally Posted by N2 Welding

Puff Puff Pass, I’m out of gas, need a push, pass the Bush. Nice little tree, pass it to me, this could go on for an eternity.I think this will soon be the new normal unfortunately.
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Originally Posted by Willie B

I was a teenager a LONG time ago. My perception is that for some marijuana is their life, little else seems to matter. I tried it a bit when 18, I didn't see the value.  At least 45 years I haven't even been tempted.
Reply:Bits of the whole story dribble in.A kid I grew up with lived LARGE. He was a lawn mower, had a few employees. At about 58 years of age he died of a stroke.His daughter, in her late 20s stole the contents of his safe, he openly described as $88,000. I struggle to think of a logical reason I'd have $88,000. in my home. Weeks after his daughter disappeared, he stroked, was in a coma weeks, then died.My first guess was a lot of cash customers. Years after his death, another teenager from 45 years ago got a bit stoned & bragged he was the mule, bringing massive volume of weed from Pennsylvania. "I made money!" was his justification. Life isn't long enough to waste it being a teenager, then still a stoner at retirement age.An optimist is usually wrong, and when the unexpected happens is unprepared. A pessimist is usually right, when wrong, is delighted, and well prepared.
Reply:Country don't mean Dumb.   Intelligence can be Measured, but Stupidity is truly Infinite.      This is a tough job!- I feel like a blind man put in a round house and told to  go pee in the corner.   That driver.. Never been in an accident -but has caused a thousand.HTP  Pro Pulse 220 MTS (Anniversary Edition) 1962 Idealarc TIG  300 300 1974 Idealarc TIG  300 300  1988 HF Power MIG 150  2015  Lotos Ltpdc2000d plasma/Stick/TIG    Victor 100 torch, 200- 210 Oxy/Acet gauges