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Well....... she asked for a new diamond............( I would like a Dog ) so I am thinking what kind ect.....and then it hits me I have some scrap alum..... you know the real good stuff diamond plate....... So I fab up this box for her...... (damn it turned out nice ) she can come up to the shop any time from 9-5 on the days she is playing tennis to see it.........yep I know let it rip ....I am going to hell....
Reply:incoming divorce papers hahahha.Miller Maxstar 200 SDPiperliner #10 Gold
Reply:you are so screwed.she asks for a diamond ring and you give her a diamond box.you better fab up a diamond plate ring .....
Reply:Get the whole box so you have extras for the other girl friends...LOL...Of all the things I lost I miss my mind the most...I know just enough about everything to be dangerous......You cant cure stupid..only kill it...
Reply:she is going to stuff you in that box.i.u.o.e. # 15queens, ny and sunny fla
Reply:25 years ago when my wife turned 40 she told me she would like a tread mill for her birthday so she could do a lot of walking and help keep her figure.  Being the wise and thoughtful  man I was at that time I thought about it and bought her a 16 inch cut push lawnmower.   My thinking was she could walk a lot pushing that little mower on a 3 acre Yard ( lawn to most of you guys).   She was so surprised when I gave it to her at her birthday party.   She was absolutely speechless.   Really speechless.   In fact 6 weeks later she was still excited about the lawnmower from what I could observe..............she was still speechless.  I must have really gotten her attention with that gift.   Took nearly 3 months for the mower surprise to wear off and she recover her voice....... Hopefully your wife /girl friend will be as speechless as my wife was.... By the way make sure your life insurance is up to date.   Great looking gift you have there.  Richey
Reply:You are the man!!! How many Karats is that thing!!Located In SE OklahomaLincoln Mig 135Hobart Ironman 230 Mig5x10 CNC Table with DTHC & FTHypertherm PM65 on the tableMiller Bobcatwww.caneyagequipment.com
Reply:Originally Posted by richey25 years ago when my wife turned 40 she told me she would like a tread mill for her birthday so she could do a lot of walking and help keep her figure.  Being the wise and thoughtful  man I was at that time I thought about it and bought her a 16 inch cut push lawnmower.   My thinking was she could walk a lot pushing that little mower on a 3 acre Yard ( lawn to most of you guys).   She was so surprised when I gave it to her at her birthday party.   She was absolutely speechless.   Really speechless.   In fact 6 weeks later she was still excited about the lawnmower from what I could observe..............she was still speechless.  I must have really gotten her attention with that gift.   Took nearly 3 months for the mower surprise to wear off and she recover her voice....... Hopefully your wife /girl friend will be as speechless as my wife was.... By the way make sure your life insurance is up to date.   Great looking gift you have there.  Richey
Reply:We were married about 10 years before I bought my wife a diamond ring.  For her birthday this year, after 36 years, I got her a little stuffed monkey toy at Dollar Tree.  Do not spoil them.  Look at what it costs these billionaires to get rid of their wives.  I just ask "What's for dinner?".My former boss bought his wife a push lawn mower as a present and she was delighted with it.  Exercise machine to her.Last edited by Oldendum; 03-22-2015 at 06:05 PM."USMCPOP" First-born son: KIA  Iraq 1/26/05Syncrowave 250 w/ Coolmate 3Dialarc 250, Idealarc 250SP-175 +Firepower TIG 160S (gave the TA 161 STL to the son)Lincwelder AC180C (1952)Victor & Smith O/A torchesMiller spot welder
Reply:Originally Posted by richey25 years ago when my wife turned 40 she told me she would like a tread mill for her birthday so she could do a lot of walking and help keep her figure.  Being the wise and thoughtful  man I was at that time I thought about it and bought her a 16 inch cut push lawnmower.   My thinking was she could walk a lot pushing that little mower on a 3 acre Yard ( lawn to most of you guys).   She was so surprised when I gave it to her at her birthday party.   She was absolutely speechless.   Really speechless.   In fact 6 weeks later she was still excited about the lawnmower from what I could observe..............she was still speechless.  I must have really gotten her attention with that gift.   Took nearly 3 months for the mower surprise to wear off and she recover her voice....... Hopefully your wife /girl friend will be as speechless as my wife was.... By the way make sure your life insurance is up to date.   Great looking gift you have there.  Richey
Reply:Originally Posted by richey25 years ago when my wife turned 40 she told me she would like a tread mill for her birthday so she could do a lot of walking and help keep her figure.  Being the wise and thoughtful  man I was at that time I thought about it and bought her a 16 inch cut push lawnmower.   My thinking was she could walk a lot pushing that little mower on a 3 acre Yard ( lawn to most of you guys).   She was so surprised when I gave it to her at her birthday party.   She was absolutely speechless.   Really speechless.   In fact 6 weeks later she was still excited about the lawnmower from what I could observe..............she was still speechless.  I must have really gotten her attention with that gift.   Took nearly 3 months for the mower surprise to wear off and she recover her voice....... Hopefully your wife /girl friend will be as speechless as my wife was.... By the way make sure your life insurance is up to date.   Great looking gift you have there.  Richey
Reply:Originally Posted by richey25 years ago when my wife turned 40 she told me she would like a tread mill for her birthday so she could do a lot of walking and help keep her figure.  Being the wise and thoughtful  man I was at that time I thought about it and bought her a 16 inch cut push lawnmower.   My thinking was she could walk a lot pushing that little mower on a 3 acre Yard ( lawn to most of you guys).   She was so surprised when I gave it to her at her birthday party.   She was absolutely speechless.   Really speechless.   In fact 6 weeks later she was still excited about the lawnmower from what I could observe..............she was still speechless.  I must have really gotten her attention with that gift.   Took nearly 3 months for the mower surprise to wear off and she recover her voice....... Hopefully your wife /girl friend will be as speechless as my wife was.... By the way make sure your life insurance is up to date.   Great looking gift you have there.  Richey
Reply:Originally Posted by MrLeadManI'm going to try that. New mower and silence, talk about a package deal.
Reply:Originally Posted by richey25 years ago when my wife turned 40 she told me she would like a tread mill for her birthday so she could do a lot of walking and help keep her figure.  Being the wise and thoughtful  man I was at that time I thought about it and bought her a 16 inch cut push lawnmower.   My thinking was she could walk a lot pushing that little mower on a 3 acre Yard ( lawn to most of you guys).   She was so surprised when I gave it to her at her birthday party.   She was absolutely speechless.   Really speechless.   In fact 6 weeks later she was still excited about the lawnmower from what I could observe..............she was still speechless.  I must have really gotten her attention with that gift.   Took nearly 3 months for the mower surprise to wear off and she recover her voice....... Hopefully your wife /girl friend will be as speechless as my wife was.... By the way make sure your life insurance is up to date.   Great looking gift you have there.  Richey
Reply:Originally Posted by MinnesotaDave^^^^ this ^^^^  Or this:
Reply:Yep we have been married 41 years and I still have that lawnmower in the barn.  She wore the old wheels plumb off the little jewel. May get her some new wheel for number 50 if I am alive.
Reply:Originally Posted by Thats HotWell....... she asked for a new diamond............( I would like a Dog ) so I am thinking what kind ect.....and then it hits me I have some scrap alum..... you know the real good stuff diamond plate....... So I fab up this box for her...... (damn it turned out nice ) she can come up to the shop any time from 9-5 on the days she is playing tennis to see it.........yep I know let it rip ....I am going to hell....
Reply:Originally Posted by blueriverHow many Karats is that thing!!
Reply:I get it.Step 1. Cut a hole in a box...Step 2. Put your junk in that box...Step 3. Make her open that box.Hobart 210 MVPHTP Invertig 221 + coolerEverlast SuperUltra 205
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