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Got the new table to it's final destination.(Continuation of discussion with Denrep).........Did indeed give the nice lady another chance.  Dinner outside, under the stars, beautiful view, even threw in a nice kerosene lantern for mood lightingShe seemed game for eating at a workbench, but almost fell off her stool when the subject of my age came up.  Now, I'm no spring chicken (54), but she didn't just come down the pike either (I place her around mid 40's).  Who knows?......maybe she's a cougar  If that be the case, I say "Good huntin' babe"The food was excellent.  T Bones, and baked spuds  She only ate HALF of her EIGHT DOLLAR STEAK  Times like this, I dearly miss Clarence, who would have been more than happy to help her finish her meal.  And he never seemed uppity about my advancing years eitherCity folks would kill for this unique dining experience Attached Images"Any day above ground is a good day"http://www.farmersamm.com/
Reply:Well damn, Samm!!! ya got no class. Yer s'posed to put a blue tarp tablecloth down and cover the vise w/ a reasonably clean grease rag!!!                          Where's your couth,man!!!                                                  MikeOl' Stonebreaker  "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes"Hobart G-213 portableMiller 175 migMiller thunderbolt ac/dc stick Victor O/A setupMakita chop saw
Reply:That figures. You've been chasing the girls again. And here I was wondering if you'd drown or got heat stroke doing that other flood gap.Millermatic 252XMT 304'sDynasty 280DXHypertherm PowerMax 1250Miller Trailblazer 302 EFIOptima PulserXR feeder and XR Edge gun and more athttp://members.dslextreme.com/users/waynecook/index.htm
Reply:Originally Posted by mla2ofusWell damn, Samm!!! ya got no class. Yer s'posed to put a blue tarp tablecloth down and cover the vise w/ a reasonably clean grease rag!!!                          Where's your couth,man!!!                                                  Mike
Reply:Stinkin' stools set me back 42 dollars Tweren't no cheap date"Any day above ground is a good day"http://www.farmersamm.com/
Reply:Well Sam, half of today's dates aren't much more than a glorified burger king so I think ya did good. If bbq steak & baked potato under the open stars is the real Sam then that's what she needed to see right off the git-go. No surprises later that way. Compatibility = that's what it's all about. "The things that will destroy America are prosperity at any price, peace at any price, safety first instead of duty first, the love of soft living and the get rich quick theory of life." -Theodore Roosevelt
Reply:Are those perfectly formed, beer can sized, condensation caused rust rings at the corner and near the vice on that bench????Them dates are getting pretty high priced if that's so.Matt
Reply:What's an $8 steak in cattle country?  Around here all you'll get is some lean ground beef at that cost.
Reply:Originally Posted by viper522What's an $8 steak in cattle country?  Around here all you'll get is some lean ground beef at that cost.
Reply:Sam, I think everyone has missed how much class you really have. After all, I see you did provide the can of bug spray to keep the little critters out of her food and the chiggers out of her socks! Miller MM 211Miller 375 XtremeO/A
Reply:Talk talk talk,  How well can she sandblast and do wire brushing... Is there compatability and talent there or not? These R the important ?s. any girl can scoff and scowlSandy is 100% correct. My wife likes to go out to the ranchita and weed and water the baby pomegranate trees, early in the day of course. A li'l exercise for her waist, forgets about the 4th grade juvenile delinquents she teaches,  and she gets rosy cheeks... compatability. very important. Maybe... shoulda served her Goat, very tasty.Lincoln Power MIG 215Lincoln WeldPak 3200HDLincon ProCut 25Lincoln WeldanPower 225 AC/DCIf all else fails... buy more tools
Reply:Is the shed or the shipping container where the sexin happens?We want to see something like this in the signature line:Lincoln Ranger 250Miller Auto-Darkening Elite HelmetLincoln 100Lincoln MigMiller Spectrum 375Craftsman 8 galllon gas powered compressorLongevity 200amp Tig Welder LT-200D
Reply:It looks great Sam.Sam just don't let her know about the Welding Web forum. She might see all your pictures and start looking around for pocket books and other victims items around the barn and your property. My old boss used to go to Garage Sales, and he came back with a deal where he had to take about twenty pocket books, and the tools he actually wanted. Well anyway, he had the pocket books laying around in a box in the corner, and a new secretary was going to the bathroom. And she saw the pocket books. And looked puzzled.  When she came out I made friendly conversation and then I said to her, "yea, I don't know what is with these secretaries, they come in they work for a few days, the boss makes a move on them, and they leave their purses and stuff and just disappear forever". She stood frozen for about ten seconds before she realized I was just pulling her chain. She was probably very excited that you were 54, and just did not want to let on. And Thanks for letting me stew here about the Farmer Sam Machine movie.        Sincerely,             William McCormick
Reply:She was just probrobly looking for someone with lotsa do-re-me.....Big land owner and all...I just wonder, did she or did she not fall off the stool......kinda looks tilted to me?  Or was that on purpose?  Did you leak that you were renting the place by the week?  Did you tell her you rented the welder for the special occasion...some things you keep under your hat!
Reply:howcum aint no fotos of the babe???????
Reply:She's probably in the local 'Missing Person's' list if you want to see a picture. Or check the news.Either way.We want to see something like this in the signature line:Lincoln Ranger 250Miller Auto-Darkening Elite HelmetLincoln 100Lincoln MigMiller Spectrum 375Craftsman 8 galllon gas powered compressorLongevity 200amp Tig Welder LT-200D
Reply:Originally Posted by SandyWell Sam, half of today's dates aren't much more than a glorified burger king so I think ya did good. If bbq steak & baked potato under the open stars is the real Sam then that's what she needed to see right off the git-go. No surprises later that way. Compatibility = that's what it's all about.
Reply:Stack of Dimes - I bet she's fertilizer! Just kidding sam."Where's Stick man????????" - 7A749"SHHHHHH!! I sent him over to snag that MIC-4 while tbone wasn't looking!" - duaneb55"I have bought a few of Tbone's things unlike Stick-Man who helps himself" - TozziWelding"Stick-man"
Reply:Maybe Farmer Sam is showing her his pitch fork. And that is why he has not been around. Usually when you poke fun at him, he comes back and gives it to you. He has not commented at all about the crazy movie I made about him.        Sincerely,             William McCormick
Reply:Originally Posted by jsfabSam, I gotta agree with Sandy here, show her the real Sam.   Anything else, down the line, it will be a problem.  You can only disguise the real Sam for so long, at some point the real Sam will show up,,,,,    and if it's not what she thought it was????    Same with her, put her in your situation, and see how she handles it, you have to remember, BOTH of you are on the market, it's not like you have to grab whoever is available.   A little story, many years ago I hooked up with a gal.    Second or third date, I invited her to a picnic,,,,,,   loaded up the cooler with stuffed mushrooms, cold cuts, cheese, rolls, mustard and mayonaise, cold drinks, etc. etc.    Special place, two miles off the road, in the middle of a customer's ranch (yes, I asked permission beforehand).   A nice quiet grassy bank, spread a blanket out, just spent the afternoon munching, kissing (yes, we kept our clothes on), listening to the gentle sound of the river passing by.   She got to know the REAL Joe,,,,   and I got to know the REAL Marsan,,,,,,    and to make a long story short, she is now my wife.   Just picked her up from the airport last week, gone for two weeks visiting mom in Virginia,,,,,,   Everybody tells me, bring flowers ......   Me????   load the luggage in back of the car, pull out a cooler, cold lemon water and a turkey sandwich.    As we are leaving, I'm telling her about flowers, she's shaking her head and mumbling as she's stuffing her face,,,,,,   yesterday she told me that sandwich, was the perfect best  thing I could'a given her    ,,,,,    "Joe, you are a wonderful wonderful Man."  What can I say???????
Reply:"Just talking" Is that the polite farmers way to "yea baby, score"? Ha-ha.       Sincerely,             William McCormick
Reply:This is a great line:Is the shed or the shipping container where the sexin happens?
Reply:SAMM, it just dawned on me... YOU have baby kittens, she does not?  Maybe U can offer her a FREE baby kitten and get this courtin' on a good solid footing hope that helps, enjoyLincoln Power MIG 215Lincoln WeldPak 3200HDLincon ProCut 25Lincoln WeldanPower 225 AC/DCIf all else fails... buy more tools
Reply:Sam, now clamp up a beach umbrella in the vice for those hot days."Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum"Lincoln Idealarc 250 AC/DCMillermatic 251   Syncrowave 300   30A spoolgunLincoln MP210Hypertherm 45(2) LN 25(2) Lincoln Weldanpower 225 CV(4) SA200   1 short hood    SA250    SAM 400
Reply:Originally Posted by PapaLionSAMM, it just dawned on me... YOU have baby kittens, she does not?  Maybe U can offer her a FREE baby kitten and get this courtin' on a good solid footing hope that helps, enjoyWhen she said "Boy Sam so many of your farm tools look like bondage devices I have seen in comedy movies". What did Sam say?       Sincerely,             William McCormick
Reply:He said " there ain't nuthin' funneee 'bout bondage flicks, serious stuff that  Right away she knew... knew what zactlee I am not sure, but she knew.Lincoln Power MIG 215Lincoln WeldPak 3200HDLincon ProCut 25Lincoln WeldanPower 225 AC/DCIf all else fails... buy more tools
Reply:PapaLion, I just hope Sam has much better friends then us. Ha-ha. What you wrote there will keep me laughing intermittently all day long. I am cutting aluminum plate on a table saw. That might not be too good. How did you learn that language? Ha-ha. There ought to be a law against what you wrote there. Women make for the most comedy though. So much embarrassment, so many rules, so many pitfalls. There should be a law against them too.        Sincerely,             William McCormick