Thingamajig Repair..

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Here is a Thingamajig that goes in a Wachamacallit..It was worn out so we fixed it..Thingamajig..Worn area..Pass 1..Pass 2..Done..I had to reweld both ends also..Now the muffler bearings won't be loose anymore when the Thingamajig goes back into the Watchamacallit..I get all the fun jobs.....zap!I am not completely insane..Some parts are missing Professional Driver on a closed course....Do not attempt.Just because I'm a  dumbass don't mean that you can be too.So DON'T try any of this **** l do at home.
Reply:Nice job man. Miller DVI2Lincoln Precision Tig 225Thermodynamics Cutmaster 38Everything else needed.
Reply:you cant weld on a thingamajig like that. are you even certified to do thingamajig welding ? I once saw an improperly welded thingamajig fail and eleventy twelvoteen things got ballywhacked.  I dont think i would risk it.Now one time at band camp...............insert thoughtful quote from someone else2000 Thermal Arc 300GTSW 3.5 hours1946 Monarch 20 x 54 Lathe1998 Supermax 10x54 Mill2004 Haco Atlantic 1/2" Capacity Lasernot mine but i get to play with it
Reply:I never went to Band Camp..Just started my own band in '84..Still in it!...zap!I am not completely insane..Some parts are missing Professional Driver on a closed course....Do not attempt.Just because I'm a  dumbass don't mean that you can be too.So DON'T try any of this **** l do at home.
Reply:Originally Posted by chenryyou cant weld on a thingamajig like that. are you even certified to do thingamajig welding ? I once saw an improperly welded thingamajig fail and eleventy twelvoteen things got ballywhacked.  I dont think i would risk it.
Reply:At least now I know I am not the only one who works on thingamajigs and whatchamacallits. It can be real interesting work, heheh.The difference between art and craft is the quality of the workmanship. I am an artist.
Reply:Originally Posted by chenryyou cant weld on a thingamajig like that. are you even certified to do thingamajig welding ? I once saw an improperly welded thingamajig fail and eleventy twelvoteen things got ballywhacked.  I dont think i would risk it.Now one time at band camp...............
Reply:with repairs like that I am sure that all the thingamajigs are ALL gonna come runnin once they waller outOne time at band camp, we had a wallered out thingie.
Reply:Originally Posted by chenryyou cant weld on a thingamajig like that. are you even certified to do thingamajig welding ? I once saw an improperly welded thingamajig fail and eleventy twelvoteen things got ballywhacked.  I dont think i would risk it.Now one time at band camp...............
Reply:what rod would i use to fix a humdinger?
Reply:Welding certs on Thingamajigs for Watchamacallits are covered under federal regs in  section 132, paragraph 604, sub section G of the US dept of Doodads and Whozits. Their reference "Proper welding and disposal of Thingamajigs for Watchamacallits" states, Setion 7 pg 91 " Thingamajigs are to be tig welded using chlorine as the shielding gas. Welds must be made while unit is in 3 axis rotation in a negitve G enviroment, preferably at altitudes exceeding 40,000 ft "   Section 308 pg 62 paragraph 11 "All thingamajigs for watchamacallits must be welded in accordance to standards stated above. All thingamajigs must be bent into a helical pretzel and tested at 1/9 of their working load in an inert vacuum for no less than 5 leap years starting on the 3 blue moon in November. Units that fail this test must be rewelded, straightened and retested. All waste must be disposed of by US EPA certified rocket and inserted into the nearest unused black hole or neutron star."Please see to it that you have complied with all of the above mentioned sections. However, please note that they only apply to those thingamajigs for watchamacallits that are to be used in salt water containing no less than 5% the normal average salts. Thingamajigs for watchamacallits that are to be used in fresh water are regulated by a different government agency.Thank you.Last edited by DSW; 05-15-2008 at 08:27 PM.
Reply:Originally Posted by weldbeadwhat rod would i use to fix a humdinger?
Reply:I have not  this hard in a long time...Thank you!...zap!I am not completely insane..Some parts are missing Professional Driver on a closed course....Do not attempt.Just because I'm a  dumbass don't mean that you can be too.So DON'T try any of this **** l do at home.
Reply:Nice looking weave in there Zap. Is it held in place with a doohickie, or does it fit into a slot with a chingadera??And then, after so much work...... you have it in your hand, and you look over to your side...... and the runner has run off. Leaving you holding the prize, wondering when the runner will return.
Reply:Here is a Thingamajig that goes in a Wachamacallit..It was worn out so we fixed it..
Reply:What, no whosamawhutsits?
Reply:ill just use a roundmaker and pack it with  a gozinta.
Reply:Using correct technical nomenclature, like these examples, is a lot better than the common generic MFer; which is so overused and cliche!
Reply:Today while i was calibrating the flux capacitor in my time machine i mistook a floomperwall wrench for a striated socket ringer and darn near severed thejigawatt thermocouple. You can imagine my surprise as I distinctly remember upgrading the thermocouple to a new back buttered grease o matic filterlator after the last use. i better stop. somebody here is probably a certified back butterer and will correct me on my technical jargon and procedural short comings " the Internets . It is serious business! "insert thoughtful quote from someone else2000 Thermal Arc 300GTSW 3.5 hours1946 Monarch 20 x 54 Lathe1998 Supermax 10x54 Mill2004 Haco Atlantic 1/2" Capacity Lasernot mine but i get to play with it
Reply:Chenry I must absolutely insist that you stop IMEADITALY! Your modifications to the flux capacitor are dangerous and could rupture the fabric of the space time continuum. Only a total (insert derogatory comment on mental capacity) would jerry rig such a ****ed up design. Please stop making suggestions such as the above. Only trained anti-matter specialists should be working on time machines! Consider the liability that you are assuming by making such a modification! How would you defend yourself in court if all existence were to be wiped out by your (insert insulting comment on lack of skills). You could be jeopardising all your savings, home and family. Your family could be sold to the Orion's as slaves to pay off the fines alone. What kind of stupid (insert racial epitaph here) are you? (insert 6 more lines of derogatory and insulting comments at this point)(Begin pointless OT spat involving name calling and insults at this point annoying all readers. )(Chenry, Let's fight!) Last edited by DSW; 05-16-2008 at 04:40 PM.
Reply:I'm gonna make some toast.....zap!I am not completely insane..Some parts are missing Professional Driver on a closed course....Do not attempt.Just because I'm a  dumbass don't mean that you can be too.So DON'T try any of this **** l do at home.
Reply:ROFLMAO!!! Don't forget to get the time machine inspected by the United States Time Guard. We don't want you popping in and out of the wrong time zones, you may disrupt your father and mother and poof you don't exist!
Reply:yea how would you feel if some dude took his kids out for some time traveland it broke and thy drownedChuckASME Pressure Vessel welder
Reply:fight ? a real honest to goodness fight or an internets tough guy fight?I am way too busy criticizing outside my area of expertise to spend too much time in an effort to force my views on someone else .Now , I got the thermocouple re engineered to pass the mid bi coastal assistant interim chief bosuns' mate inquisitory jelly roll and would you not believe the toaster went on the complete fritz, no toast, no fight popcorn , nothing.Well after a quick trip down to my technical jargon and historical experience of no bearing depot I am well stocked on asshattery and intolerance. So today at work we were designing some new hatches for the spine/back of a piece of equipment that will sit in the middle of a mill floor , approximately 80 feet in the air. no access ladders, no walkways . no way to get there to look in the hatch without a genie boom.  Customer demands that the hatch be big enough to enter .  Annular space inside between the inner and outer wall is @ 14" . and of course it is a clear drop inside the equipment to the floor of the duct 72 feet down, not with standing some piping and what not .Oh and even better customer does not want safety chains on the hatch covers. hes not worried about them falling on people below.we will put the hatches in, weld the covers on with 2" skip welds and have double safety chains . then after he cuts the hatch cover welds off he will find some nice expanded metal grating welded inside to prevent entry.hapy customer, plenty of liability coverage if he removes the safety measuresto re open assembly access hatchesinsert thoughtful quote from someone else2000 Thermal Arc 300GTSW 3.5 hours1946 Monarch 20 x 54 Lathe1998 Supermax 10x54 Mill2004 Haco Atlantic 1/2" Capacity Lasernot mine but i get to play with it
Reply:Originally Posted by chenryfight ? a real honest to goodness fight or an internets tough guy fight?I'll rip your head off!
Reply:Thank you! At least some one wants to play.
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Reply:Now it's time for an english muffin!...zap!I am not completely insane..Some parts are missing Professional Driver on a closed course....Do not attempt.Just because I'm a  dumbass don't mean that you can be too.So DON'T try any of this **** l do at home.
Reply:Originally Posted by zapsterNow it's time for an english muffin!...zap!
Reply:Yeah your right!This should suffice.....zap!I am not completely insane..Some parts are missing Professional Driver on a closed course....Do not attempt.Just because I'm a  dumbass don't mean that you can be too.So DON'T try any of this **** l do at home.