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发表于 2021-8-31 22:21:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
I arranged some flowers.  She loved the re-purposed vase! Attached Images
Reply:Divorce is expensive,  remember that...GravelThe difference between theory and practice is that in theory there is no difference.
Reply:Not at all the case.  She loved it!
Reply:Originally Posted by kingstonNot at all the case.  She loved it!
Reply:Originally Posted by kingstonNot at all the case.  She loved it!
Reply:At first, I tought you gave her your welding table but then I saw the flowersJeff
Reply:One of these years I'm going to buy my wife some flowers. We've been together 20 years and I've never bought any. At this point, if I were to buy them, I'm sure she would be suspicious that I did something bad... I might be better off picking them or making them.Lincoln Precision Tig 185Lincoln Power Mig 256Hypertherm PM 45Everlast 140STSmith O/A
Reply:I bought a backhoe on my wife's birthday, a year later, a dump truck. I joke it was for her birthday. A neighbor hasn't much sense of humor, she chewed me out, said I was a terrible person.
Reply:Originally Posted by manningOne of these years I'm going to buy my wife some flowers. We've been together 20 years and I've never bought any. At this point, if I were to buy them, I'm sure she would be suspicious that I did something bad... I might be better off picking them or making them.
Reply:Several years ago I would buy my wife now X flowers. She would chu me out for spending the money. After I quite I don't think she liked that ether but couldn't say anything. Guess you just can't win.
Reply:Did you give her the ''ROD TOO " ?
Reply:Not after her giving me h-ll.
Reply:Originally Posted by GravelDivorce is expensive,  remember that...
Reply:Bd1, lol!
Reply:Originally Posted by 204rugerYou know why divorce is so expensive? Its worth it.atleast in my case it was....
Reply:A gift like this and I would of found my stuff out by the curb!
Reply:A rich man well known in the community was married to a terrible woman. When he divorced her it cost him a million dollars. Everyone admired him for the expense, the best million dollars he'd ever spent!
Reply:A former boss of mine bought his wife a new lawn mower for her birthday. Not even a riding mower.  She liked it."USMCPOP" First-born son: KIA  Iraq 1/26/05Syncrowave 250 w/ Coolmate 3Dialarc 250, Idealarc 250SP-175 +Firepower TIG 160S (gave the TA 161 STL to the son)Lincwelder AC180C (1952)Victor & Smith O/A torchesMiller spot welder
Reply:45 years ago My friend built his house in the center of a pine forest. The very large trees now 45 years older are 45 years taller. one by one they are dying. Him and the missus are 45 years older. His proven method is to climb the tree, tie a rope high up, and his wife pulls to ensure it falls the right direction. If you've ever watched Wile E. Coyote, you see the flaw in this plan. Jim was worried, his wife was slowing down with age, she can't run as fast as she once could. For her birthday he bought her a longer rope!
Reply:"A" new rope !!! lucky he didn't hang by it.
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